[00:01.28]Sound of Music-MARIA
[00:05.36]She climbs a tree
[00:06.72]And scrapes her knee
[00:08.06]Her dress has got a tear.
[00:10.36]She waltzes on her way to mass
[00:12.77]And whistles on the stair.
[00:15.11]And underneath her wimpole
[00:17.23]She has curlers in her hair!
[00:20.04]I even herad her singing in the abbey.
[00:24.63]She's always late for chapel,
[00:26.98]But her penitence is real.
[00:29.68]She's always late for everything,
[00:32.12]Except for every meal.
[00:34.48]I hate to have to say it,
[00:36.76]But I very firmly feel
[00:39.47]Maria's not an asset to the abbey!
[00:44.39]I'd like to say a word in her behalf.
[00:49.55]Maria makes me laugh!
[00:56.35]How do you solve a problem like Maria?
[01:00.20]How do you catch a cloud and bring it down?
[01:04.43]How do you find a word that means Maria?
[01:08.45]A flibberti gibbet!
[01:09.47]A willo' the wisp!
[01:10.37]A clown!
[01:12.70]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
[01:16.57]Many a thing she ought to understand.
[01:20.56]But how do you make her stay
[01:22.53]And listen to all you say,
[01:24.73]How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
[01:28.87]Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
[01:33.50]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
[01:45.72]When I'm dazed and confused,
[01:47.37]Out of focus and bemused,
[01:49.10]And I never know exactly where I am.
[01:52.99]Unpredictable as weather,
[01:54.67]She's as flighty as a feather,
[01:56.58]She's a darling,
[01:57.55]She's a demon,
[01:58.60]She's a lamb.
[02:00.70]She'd out-pester any pest,
[02:02.40]Drive a hornet from his nest,
[02:04.12]She could throw a whirling dervish Out of whirl.
[02:08.05]She is gentle,
[02:08.95]She is wild,
[02:09.98]She's a riddle.
[02:10.83]She's a child.
[02:11.92]She's a headache!
[02:13.31]She's an angel!
[02:15.49]She's a girl.
[02:19.94]How do you solve a problem like Maria?
[02:23.69]How do you catch a clown and pin it down?
[02:27.58]How do you find a word that means Maria?
[02:31.60]A flibberti gibbet!
[02:32.52]A willo' the wisp!
[02:33.65]A clown!
[02:35.74]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
[02:39.82]Many a thing she ought to understand.
[02:44.30]But how do you make her say,
[02:45.87]And listen to all you say?
[02:48.04]How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
[02:51.69]Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
[03:00.44]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?