Let's All Speak Mandarin

	There she sat on Orchard Mall,
	as pretty as can be.
	Black hair, brown eyes, 'bout five feet tall,
	A star from SBC.
	And though she was consuming lunch,
	she did it with such grace.
	So I bought burgers, one whole bunch,
	Sat by and stuffed my face.
	I smiled at her, mouth full of beef,
	She pretended not to see.
	So, casually, picking my teeth,
	I said, 'I seen you on TV'
	Finally after a while the actress turned to me.
	And with a look which frozen my smile,
	she said, Jiang Hua Yu.