[00:14.680]I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
[00:21.570]Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
[00:28.290]So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
[00:35.070]And in the personals column, there was this letter I read
[00:41.930]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
[00:48.810]If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
[00:55.710]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
[01:02.690]I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"
[01:22.980]I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
[01:29.830]But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
[01:36.530]So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
[01:43.360]And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad
[01:50.040]"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
[01:56.940]I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
[02:03.760]I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
[02:10.700]At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape"
[02:31.170]So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
[02:38.000]I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
[02:44.670]It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you"
[02:51.660]And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"
[02:58.190]"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
[03:05.350]And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
[03:12.020]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
[03:19.010]You're the lady that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"
[03:33.310]If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
[03:40.200]If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain