Well I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat 
It's not easy, believe me 
You liken me to a vampire 
My left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth, all winter 
I've taken you for all you were worth 
Well I'm afraid 
I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you 
Well I'm afraid 
I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules 
Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track 
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet 
Shoot me one of those glances 
I need to interpret 
I've been feeling well-rested and healthy 
Well I'm afraid 
I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you 
And I'm afraid 
I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules 
Late nights and weekends our hearts only go so slowly on the local track 
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet