xiao hua Prod. Heki

Song 笑话（Prod. Heki）
Artist 陈百六
Album 【当歌01】笑话

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作曲 : 陈百六
[00:00.000] 作词 : 陈百六
[00:00.00] 笑话
[00:08.00] Prod. Heki
[00:18.60]
[00:23.74] 城市里 漆黑的夜晚一口空气
[00:26.25] The Center of Comedy 大师级的喜剧
[00:28.45] 爱上我的观众 就请你背过去
[00:30.97] 你要小心别背过气 I'm a God of Paris
[00:33.46] 对世界充满怀疑 Keep your feet go over my knee
[00:36.30] 歇斯底里跟我比抽风发脾气
[00:38.69] 所以当我是神经病 我要坦白我的罪行
[00:41.46] 你要小心 别碰坏听诊器
[00:43.28]
[00:43.65] 都是交易 Pay for Psycho Agency
[00:45.99] 我得到灵感全靠自己出卖自己
[00:48.50] 全世界都能知道的秘密
[00:50.24] 放弃了安全地
[00:51.43] 不同流的辣鸡终将被同流抛弃
[00:53.75] 下蛋不会说话的鸡 管他的底细
[00:56.22] 下蛋会说话的鸡 只好等着被人剃
[00:59.11] 就像那只鸡 我的好脾气
[01:01.10] 都当我是Pea Nobody will give a sheet
[01:03.30]
[01:03.49] Attention 我不是你的家人
[01:06.09] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[01:08.51] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[01:11.12] 想污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
[01:13.34]
[01:13.53] Attention 我不是你的家人
[01:16.09] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[01:18.65] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[01:21.10] 敢污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
[01:25.99]
[01:33.48] Aye 我是陈百六 夜色的编辑
[01:36.22] Mark all these haters 接受我的攻击
[01:38.68] 写在前面的话当我是什么东西
[01:41.02] 我庆幸我还是 下蛋会说话的鸡
[01:44.47] 我喜欢复制和粘贴
[01:46.22] 这段是原创 收起你的骂街
[01:48.62] 把你往下拉 你站得太高
[01:51.11] 我的文字如刀 应该是把肉刀
[01:53.43]
[01:53.62] 像庖丁 一点一点的割
[01:55.80] 你能吃到的分量都是我在分
[01:58.44] 嚼碎了 我感觉意外的生
[02:00.75] 我也很意外你还有正常的感官
[02:03.41] 天凉了 小心热伤风
[02:05.65] 惹上我这样的疯子 校园广播
[02:08.16] 再往下拉 怕你摔倒太伤
[02:10.62] 收好你的尸体 好方便我上香
[02:13.34]
[02:13.54] Attention 我不是你的家人
[02:15.91] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[02:18.42] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[02:20.64] 想污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
[02:23.30]
[02:23.49] Attention 我不是你的家人
[02:25.86] Attention 我也不是你的同伴
[02:28.38] Attention 我连朋友都不算
[02:30.85] 想污蔑我的话 就让你满地找牙
[02:33.75]
[02:43.43] 像刺猬一样的生 Psycho Logic
[02:45.45] 恩怨分明就是我的天生无法选择 Para Logic
[02:48.92] When I Eat, My Family Gonna Eat Too
[02:50.59] 情感就像乐高堆叠不能少一块的积木
[02:53.39] 情感就像食物居酒屋的牛肉
[02:55.47] 一道一道摆上餐桌你跟我都有分食的觉悟
[02:58.27] 我们位置还够不用勉强入坐
[03:00.50] 随时欢迎你的光顾 Welcome to T-Night

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : chén bǎi liù
[00:00.000] zuò cí : chén bǎi liù
[00:00.00] xiào huà
[00:08.00] Prod. Heki
[00:18.60]
[00:23.74] chéng shì lǐ qī hēi de yè wǎn yī kǒu kōng qì
[00:26.25] The Center of Comedy dà shī jí de xǐ jù
[00:28.45] ài shàng wǒ de guān zhòng jiù qǐng nǐ bèi guò qù
[00:30.97] nǐ yào xiǎo xīn bié bèi guò qì I' m a God of Paris
[00:33.46] duì shì jiè chōng mǎn huái yí Keep your feet go over my knee
[00:36.30] xiē sī dǐ lǐ gēn wǒ bǐ chōu fēng fā pí qì
[00:38.69] suǒ yǐ dāng wǒ shì shén jīng bìng wǒ yào tǎn bái wǒ de zuì xíng
[00:41.46] nǐ yào xiǎo xīn bié pèng huài tīng zhěn qì
[00:43.28]
[00:43.65] dōu shì jiāo yì Pay for Psycho Agency
[00:45.99] wǒ dé dào líng gǎn quán kào zì jǐ chū mài zì jǐ
[00:48.50] quán shì jiè dōu néng zhī dào de mì mì
[00:50.24] fàng qì le ān quán dì
[00:51.43] bù tóng liú de là jī zhōng jiāng bèi tóng liú pāo qì
[00:53.75] xià dàn bú huì shuō huà de jī guǎn tā de dǐ xì
[00:56.22] xià dàn huì shuō huà de jī zhǐ hǎo děng zhe bèi rén tì
[00:59.11] jiù xiàng nà zhī jī wǒ de hǎo pí qì
[01:01.10] dōu dāng wǒ shì Pea Nobody will give a sheet
[01:03.30]
[01:03.49] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[01:06.09] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[01:08.51] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[01:11.12] xiǎng wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
[01:13.34]
[01:13.53] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[01:16.09] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[01:18.65] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[01:21.10] gǎn wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
[01:25.99]
[01:33.48] Aye wǒ shì chén bǎi liù yè sè de biān jí
[01:36.22] Mark all these haters jiē shòu wǒ de gōng jī
[01:38.68] xiě zài qián miàn dí huà dāng wǒ shì shén me dōng xī
[01:41.02] wǒ qìng xìng wǒ hái shì xià dàn huì shuō huà de jī
[01:44.47] wǒ xǐ huān fù zhì hé zhān tiē
[01:46.22] zhè duàn shì yuán chuàng shōu qǐ nǐ de mà jiē
[01:48.62] bǎ nǐ wǎng xià lā nǐ zhàn dé tài gāo
[01:51.11] wǒ de wén zì rú dāo yīng gāi shì bǎ ròu dāo
[01:53.43]
[01:53.62] xiàng páo dīng yì diǎn yì diǎn de gē
[01:55.80] nǐ néng chī dào de fèn liàng dōu shì wǒ zài fēn
[01:58.44] jué suì le wǒ gǎn jué yì wài de shēng
[02:00.75] wǒ yě hěn yì wài nǐ hái yǒu zhèng cháng de gǎn guān
[02:03.41] tiān liáng le xiǎo xīn rè shāng fēng
[02:05.65] rě shàng wǒ zhè yàng de fēng zi xiào yuán guǎng bō
[02:08.16] zài wǎng xià lā pà nǐ shuāi dǎo tài shāng
[02:10.62] shōu hǎo nǐ de shī tǐ hǎo fāng biàn wǒ shàng xiāng
[02:13.34]
[02:13.54] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[02:15.91] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[02:18.42] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[02:20.64] xiǎng wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
[02:23.30]
[02:23.49] Attention wǒ bú shì nǐ de jiā rén
[02:25.86] Attention wǒ yě bú shì nǐ de tóng bàn
[02:28.38] Attention wǒ lián péng yǒu dōu bù suàn
[02:30.85] xiǎng wū miè wǒ de huà jiù ràng nǐ mǎn dì zhǎo yá
[02:33.75]
[02:43.43] xiàng cì wèi yí yàng de shēng Psycho Logic
[02:45.45] ēn yuàn fēn míng jiù shì wǒ de tiān shēng wú fǎ xuǎn zé Para Logic
[02:48.92] When I Eat, My Family Gonna Eat Too
[02:50.59] qíng gǎn jiù xiàng lè gāo duī dié bù néng shǎo yí kuài de jī mù
[02:53.39] qíng gǎn jiù xiàng shí wù jū jiǔ wū de niú ròu
[02:55.47] yī dào yī dào bǎi shàng cān zhuō nǐ gēn wǒ dōu yǒu fèn shí de jué wù
[02:58.27] wǒ men wèi zhì hái gòu bù yòng miǎn qiǎng rù zuò
[03:00.50] suí shí huān yíng nǐ de guāng gù Welcome to TNight