[00:01.48]If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:03.89]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:05.76]Verse One]
[00:06.21]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.10]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:09.76]Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:11.76]I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
[00:14.64]If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
[00:17.06]You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
[00:20.14]I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:22.94]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.01]I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
[00:28.93]They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
[00:31.41]Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:33.28]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
[00:35.84]I don't know what you take me as,
[00:38.11]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:39.93]I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
[00:43.89]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:45.83]Hit me
[00:46.27]Chorus]
[00:49.76]99 problems but the bitch aint one
[00:52.09]If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
[00:54.64]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[00:56.64]Hit me
[00:57.27]Verse Two]
[00:58.68]The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
[01:00.61]In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
[01:02.80]I got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmmm）
[01:04.85]Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.17]Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
[01:09.61]Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
[01:11.62]So I...pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.22]I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
[01:16.99]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
[01:19.61]Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
[01:22.02]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
[01:24.59]"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
[01:26.84]"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
[01:29.28]"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
[01:32.53]I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
[01:34.95]"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
[01:38.27]Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
[01:41.43]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
[01:42.83]"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
[01:45.55]"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
[01:46.85]Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
[01:49.94]Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:51.87]"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
[01:56.59]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[01:57.63]Hit me
[01:57.68]Chorus]
[01:57.72]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:04.39]if you havin girl problems
[02:05.45]i feel bad for you son
[02:06.46]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
[02:07.76]99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:09.53]if you havin girl problems
[02:10.71]i feel bad for you son
[02:12.02]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[02:18.21]Hit me
[02:18.76]Verse Three]
[02:19.23]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.23]A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:23.79]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
[02:26.66]But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:29.50]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.10]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:34.48]You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:36.91]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.64]The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin
[02:42.44]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
[02:45.06]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.34]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:49.88]Fiends on the floor scratchin again
[02:51.90]paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them
[02:53.45]D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
[02:57.05]Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
[02:58.66]All because this fool was harrasin' them
[03:01.72]Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:04.79]But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:07.93]I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.
[03:09.96]Hit me
[03:10.01]Chorus X3]
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[03:43.18]You're crazy for this one Rick
[03:44.47]It's your boy