We don't smoke marijuana in 
MuskogeeWe don't take no trips on 
LSDWe don't burn no draft cards down on 
Main Street
We like livin' right, and bein' free
I'm proud to be an 
Okie from 
MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave 
Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
We don't make a party out of lovin'
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in 
San Francisco do
And I'm proud to be an 
Okie from 
MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave 
Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and 
Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
We still wave 
Old Glory down at the courthouse
In Muskogee, 
Oklahoma, 
U.S.A.