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Song 直男啊你不懂 [伴奏]
Artist 季玉申
Album 直男啊你不懂

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作曲 : 季玉申
[00:00.733] 作词 : 季玉申
[00:02.201] 请问侬讲啥？
[00:03.703] 天气蛮冷啊？
[00:05.456] 天气预报讲今朝短袖子么撒问题额呀
[00:09.216] 哎侬又哪能啦？
[00:11.223] 肚皮又饿啦？
[00:13.479] 外卖叫叫噶便当么手脚动起来呀
[00:23.759] 他上班打卡下班打车 他来去如风如电
[00:31.274] 他直腰直背直通通肚肠 眼神透着信念
[00:38.290] 他刚才有没有在看我 开心紧张喵喵叫
[00:42.050] 哎女孩别挡住画面火影正在挥舞他的剑
[00:53.582] 你不懂 你不懂 不懂鸳鸯谱的灵验
[00:57.345] 你忧郁眼神回眸那一刻她总以为来电
[01:00.854] 你不懂 你不懂 不懂丘比特的乱箭
[01:04.617] 她小鹿乱撞红霞满面要等你到哪天
[01:08.126] 哦哟出啥事体啦？
[01:09.881] 电脑坏特啦？
[01:12.136] 加内存格硬盘RESET侬会得操作伐啦？
[01:15.646] 哎侬又啥体啦？
[01:18.173] 噶西多包哎要买？
[01:19.708] 侬买电脑人家送只包伐是用起来蛮实惠吗？
[01:23.577] 我要亲亲抱抱举高高
[01:25.373] 那你得先减肥
[01:37.900] 他上班打卡下班打车 来去如风如电
[01:41.454] 他直腰直背直通通肚肠 眼神透着信念
[01:45.213] 他精通Java C++ 国家地理还有达尔文
[01:48.719] 别和他争 小心他一言不合就开始对你科普进化论
[01:52.478] 话说进化论 猪手好吃炖一炖
[01:56.235] 你可别害羞 伸手抓才是窍门
[01:59.740] 你看你的脸 面膜太贵省一省
[02:03.501] 啃个猪皮胶原蛋白回你面庞你才正！
[02:07.399] 哎，如果我和你妈同时掉水里……
[02:09.682] 那水就瀑出来了
[02:11.186] 你不懂 你不懂 不懂鸳鸯谱的灵验
[02:14.697] 你忧郁眼神回眸那一刻她总以为来电
[02:18.503] 你不懂 你不懂 不懂丘比特的乱箭
[02:22.265] 她小鹿乱撞红霞满面要等你到哪天

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : jì yù shēn
[00:00.733] zuò cí : jì yù shēn
[00:02.201] qǐng wèn nóng jiǎng shà?
[00:03.703] tiān qì mán lěng a?
[00:05.456] tiān qì yù bào jiǎng jīn zhāo duǎn xiù zǐ mǒ sā wèn tí é ya
[00:09.216] āi nóng yòu nǎ néng la?
[00:11.223] dù pí yòu è la?
[00:13.479] wài mài jiào jiào gá biàn dāng me shǒu jiǎo dòng qǐ lái ya
[00:23.759] tā shàng bān dǎ kǎ xià bān dǎ chē tā lái qù rú fēng rú diàn
[00:31.274] tā zhí yāo zhí bèi zhí tōng tōng dù cháng yǎn shén tòu zhe xìn niàn
[00:38.290] tā gāng cái yǒu méi yǒu zài kàn wǒ kāi xīn jǐn zhāng miāo miāo jiào
[00:42.050] āi nǚ hái bié dǎng zhù huà miàn huǒ yǐng zhèng zài huī wǔ tā de jiàn
[00:53.582] nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng yuān yāng pǔ de líng yàn
[00:57.345] nǐ yōu yù yǎn shén huí móu nà yī kè tā zǒng yǐ wéi lái diàn
[01:00.854] nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng qiū bǐ tè de luàn jiàn
[01:04.617] tā xiǎo lù luàn zhuàng hóng xiá mǎn miàn yào děng nǐ dào nǎ tiān
[01:08.126] ó yō chū shà shì tǐ la?
[01:09.881] diàn nǎo huài tè la?
[01:12.136] jiā nèi cún gé yìng pán RESET nóng huì de cāo zuò fá la?
[01:15.646] āi nóng yòu shà tǐ la?
[01:18.173] gá xī duō bāo āi yào mǎi?
[01:19.708] nóng mǎi diàn nǎo rén jiā sòng zhǐ bāo fá shì yòng qǐ lái mán shí huì ma?
[01:23.577] wǒ yào qīn qīn bào bào jǔ gāo gāo
[01:25.373] nà nǐ dé xiān jiǎn féi
[01:37.900] tā shàng bān dǎ kǎ xià bān dǎ chē lái qù rú fēng rú diàn
[01:41.454] tā zhí yāo zhí bèi zhí tōng tōng dù cháng yǎn shén tòu zhe xìn niàn
[01:45.213] tā jīng tōng Java C guó jiā dì lǐ hái yǒu dá ěr wén
[01:48.719] bié hé tā zhēng xiǎo xīn tā yī yán bù hé jiù kāi shǐ duì nǐ kē pǔ jìn huà lùn
[01:52.478] huà shuō jìn huà lùn zhū shǒu hǎo chī dùn yī dùn
[01:56.235] nǐ kě bié hài xiū shēn shǒu zhuā cái shì qiào mén
[01:59.740] nǐ kàn nǐ de liǎn miàn mó tài guì shěng yī shěng
[02:03.501] kěn gè zhū pí jiāo yuán dàn bái huí nǐ miàn páng nǐ cái zhèng!
[02:07.399] āi, rú guǒ wǒ hé nǐ mā tóng shí diào shuǐ lǐ
[02:09.682] nà shuǐ jiù pù chū lái le
[02:11.186] nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng yuān yāng pǔ de líng yàn
[02:14.697] nǐ yōu yù yǎn shén huí móu nà yī kè tā zǒng yǐ wéi lái diàn
[02:18.503] nǐ bù dǒng nǐ bù dǒng bù dǒng qiū bǐ tè de luàn jiàn
[02:22.265] tā xiǎo lù luàn zhuàng hóng xiá mǎn miàn yào děng nǐ dào nǎ tiān