Sometime's I'm right Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care He'll String along
That funny honey of mine
Sometime's I'm down Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That sunny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than The sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey Hubby of mine
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Look at him go Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
I'll know who Brought the twine
That scummy, crummy Dummy hubby of mine!