Doctors look at X-rays but they seldom grin I am always on the outside looking in Maybe that why I see the funny side When I see a fallen brother take a bride Weddings make a lot people sad But if you're not the groom You're not so bad Another bride, another groom Another sunny honeymoon Another season Another reason for makin' whoopee! Another shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous He answers twice It's really killing That he's so willing to make whoopee Pictures a little lovenest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet lovenest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks For makin' whoopee! Just for makin' whoopee! He's washing dishes(He's washing dishes) And baby clothes(An baby clothes) He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks...