[00:09.182]PERCY:
[00:10.306]Peacocks!
[00:10.489]PRINCE OF WALES:
[00:10.724]Sink me!
[00:11.455]PERCY:
[00:11.690]Think ye, sir, how those feathered boys love to flaunt their tails!
[00:15.138]Stallions!
[00:15.765]PRINCE:
[00:15.922]Zounds, sir!
[00:16.627]PERCY:
[00:16.836]Hounds, sir! Stags!
[00:17.568]Of the goosie and the gander, sir,
[00:19.004]which gender is the grander, sir?
[00:20.232]To render total candor, sir,
[00:21.564]the splendor is the male's!
[00:22.688]PRINCE, spoken:
[00:23.027]What? A man's duty is to wield the sword!
[00:25.979]Defend the cave, what?
[00:27.520]PERCY, spoken:
[00:27.912]Gad, no, Highness! A man's duty is to uphold the banner of beauty!
[00:32.954]And you, as prince of our land, must lead the way!
[00:36.951]PERCY:
[00:37.421]Be an example to your sex.
[00:40.686]MEN:
[00:41.052]Give your boot a dapper strap,
[00:43.063]MAN:
[00:43.403]and it's smarter if your garter has some snap.
[00:47.034]PERCY:
[00:47.530]Cravats should be flounced about our necks.
[00:50.874]MAN:
[00:51.266]Let the royal coattails flap!
[00:53.460]MAN:
[00:53.826]Be bewitching with some stitching on your cap!
[00:57.378]MEN:
[00:57.822]Now drape you cape and puff your cuff!
[01:00.147]Embroider those lapels!
[01:02.472]PERCY:
[01:02.733]Be the king of the beasts in pastels!
[01:07.644]La, but someone has to strike a pose
[01:10.779]and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes,
[01:13.287]and that is why the Lord created men!
[01:17.258]PRINCE, spoken:
[01:17.806]You're a nincompoop, Blakeney!
[01:19.530]PERCY, spoken:
[01:19.765]Thank you, sir!
[01:20.105]PRINCE, spoken:
[01:20.314]Always said you were! Always said, "Leave the fancy dress to the women!"
[01:24.284]Let me be a Roman, don a tunic! Bare the legs, eh what?
[01:28.804]PERCY, spoken:
[01:28.960]Sink me, the man's lost his senses! Bare legs!
[01:34.159]PERCY:
[01:34.342]Strut, sir!
[01:34.498]PRINCE:
[01:34.655]What, sir?
[01:35.308]PERCY:
[01:35.491]Roosters do.
[01:36.771]Give a cock his comb and the hens will pale.
[01:39.227]Bucks, bulls!
[01:39.932]More, sir!
[01:40.428]MEN and PERCY:
[01:40.611]Boars, sir!
[01:40.977]PERCY:
[01:41.160]Rams!
[01:41.656]Of the nanny-goat and billy, sir,
[01:43.145]whose beard is fully woolly, sir?
[01:44.216]It's bully for the billy
[01:45.444]for he's willy-nilly male!
[01:46.671]PRINCE, spoken:
[01:46.854]Well, the male animal is dashing, of course. Robin redbreast! Moose with antlers!
[01:51.347]PERCY:
[01:51.530]Sir! Be a lion-hearted prig!
[01:54.743]Fill those pantaloons with light!
[01:57.199]PRINCE:
[01:57.382]I could dangle down a spangle ... out of sight.
[02:00.751]PERCY:
[02:00.908]Oh, yes! Be bold!
[02:02.084]MAN:
[02:02.214]When it's cold, slap on that wig.
[02:04.591]MEN:
[02:04.774]Draw your breeches in quite tight -
[02:07.178]PERCY:
[02:07.413]Even more so and your torso will ignite!
[02:11.253]MAN:
[02:11.566]Now smock your frock!
[02:12.820]MAN:
[02:13.029]Perfume your plume!
[02:13.865]PRINCE:
[02:14.022]I'll let my waistcoat swing!
[02:15.302]MEN:
[02:15.511]And the jungle will bow to its king!
[02:21.414]La, but someone has to strike a pose
[02:24.758]and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes!
[02:26.874]PRINCE:
[02:27.135]And that is why the Lord created men!
[02:30.714]PRINCE, spoken:
[02:30.975]Now, it's strange. There's nothing about it in the book of Genesis.
[02:34.188]PERCY, spoken:
[02:34.580]Genesis? Ah, but think, sir!
[02:37.271]PERCY:
[02:37.506]Adam was a gentleman in Eden.
[02:40.275]Though his body was admired,
[02:43.070]you will grant the adding of a fig leaf
[02:45.212]was inspired!
[02:46.257]PRINCE:
[02:46.387]Oh, a fig leaf - just the job!
[02:47.615]PERCY:
[02:47.902]If you're out to make a splash, cheri,
[02:50.645]do know your haberdashery!
[02:53.049]MEN:
[02:53.205]Buttons, buckles, ruffles, and lace
[02:55.791]PERCY:
[02:55.922]represent the human race!
[03:04.307]MEN:
[03:05.117]La, but someone has to strike a pose
[03:12.301]and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes!
[03:15.801]Each species needs a sex that's fated
[03:19.641]to be highly decorated!
[03:23.246]That is why the Lord created men!