Eminem as Susan (the girl)
 Eminem as Dave
 Eminem as John
 Eminem as Ron















 I'm allergic to fungus 



 If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it






 Get away from me, I don't know you

 I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)







 Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!



 I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married








 Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled





 He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!




 Well it depends on how many pieces she ate


 She's gonna die dude

 My god!!!