[00:07.54](Intro: Bizarre)
[00:09.54]The rap game, hip hop 101
[00:15.78]The hardest 9-to-5 you'll ever have
[00:20.78]You can't learn this shit in no history book
[00:25.27]You ready to rap, motherf**ker?
[00:29.56]You ready to sell your soul?
[00:32.90]Hahaha, the rap game, motherf**ker!
[00:37.30](Verse 1: Swift)
[00:38.30]I'm a disrupted nigga, you made me crazy
[00:40.60]You should've slayed me as a baby
[00:42.17]Behaving shadier than Wes Craven
[00:44.37]And you ain't even gotta pay me
[00:45.81]I take pleasure of laying a nigga down daily
[00:48.16]You face me, punk, it's over, you'll faint fast
[00:50.60]I'm never f**ked up to where I can't whoop yo' ass
[00:53.40]Your neck'll get snapped with bare hands; f**k music
[00:55.49]Is he rappin'? It's cool, but fools, just don't confuse it
[00:58.08]What happens: these dudes get rude, then I lose it
[01:01.44]I'm scandalous, I'll blow your two kids off the atlas
[01:03.19]With a gat that's bigger than Godzilla's back, nigga
[01:05.64]You are not realer, in fact, you'll feel the effects
[01:08.29]Of a crack dealer, y'all presidents sends me smack
[01:10.73]And got a MAC-10 with it, so I ain't gotta rap
[01:12.93]But I'm thankful for that, don't mistaken me, black
[01:15.18]Or you'll be stanking in the back of a fucking Cadillac
[01:17.08](Verse 2: Eminem)
[01:18.08]I'ma get snuffed, ‘cause I ain't said enough to pipe down
[01:19.32]I'll pipe down when the {White House} gets wiped out
[01:23.88]When I see that little {Cheney} dyke get sniped out
[01:25.67]Lights out, bitch, adiós, goodnight {*gunshot*} (AHH!)
[01:28.31]Now put that in your little pipe and bite down
[01:30.91]Think for a minute, ‘cause the hype just died down
[01:33.16]That I won't go up in the Oval Office right now
[01:35.55]And flip whatever ain't tied down upside down
[01:38.39]I'm all for America; fuck the government!
[01:40.49]Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
[01:43.09]Motherf**ker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a b**ch!
[01:45.58]Take away my gun, I'm gonna tuck some other shit
[01:47.93]Can't tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
[01:51.06]Switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades
[01:52.82]And switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
[01:55.41]Shit's like a samurai sword; a sensei
[01:58.32]Shit just don't change to this day
[02:00.27]I'm this way, still tell that ut-slay itch-bay
[02:03.17]Uck-say my ick-day, 'scuse my ig-pay atin-lay
[02:07.79]But uck-fay you ig-pay (50!!!)
[02:09.34](Hook : 50 Cent)
[02:10.34]This rap game, this rap game
[02:11.30]I ain't selling my soul for this rap game
[02:12.90]And I ain't digging no hole for this rap game
[02:15.15]Man, I'm telling you: no, it ain't happening
[02:17.81]This rap game, this rap game
[02:20.15]I ain't selling my soul for this rap game
[02:22.60]I ain't digging no hole for this rap game
[02:25.21]This rap game, this rap game
[02:27.57](Verse 3: Kon Artis)
[02:28.57]I bet you'd rather me drink and drown in my own inequity
[02:30.92]But fuck that! I'ma rap until y'all all get sick of me
[02:33.24]And clutch my nut sack and spit all who pick at me
[02:35.28]A pitt and rott mix, f**k the dogs you sic on me
[02:37.49]I'm saying you motherf**kers don't know us, quit playing
[02:40.48]If I'm broke, then I'm breaking up in the place where you laying
[02:42.57]You know, same shit every nigga done in his life
[02:45.91]I look at this, why speak on what I want when I write?
[02:47.11]So why should I ever fear another man?
[02:50.12]If he bleed like I bleed, take a piss and he stand?
[02:55.06]Okay, you win, you can say we can't rap, but no Source never made me not buy an album when they say it was wack
[02:58.00](Verse 4: Kuniva)
[02:59.00]I walk in that party and just start bustin'
[03:00.61]Right after I hear the last verse of "Self Destruction"
[03:03.25]This liquor makes me wanna blast the chrome
[03:05.59]To let you know the time without Morris Day and Jerome
[03:07.68]I'm low down and shifty, quickly call Swifty
[03:10.38]To do a drive-by on the tenth speed with 50
[03:13.14]You're feeling lucky? Squeeze
[03:15.49]I catch you outside of Chuck E. Cheese
[03:15.98]With your seed, you be an unlucky G
[03:18.18]My lifestyle is unstable: a partying addict
[03:21.02]They said, "No fighting in the club" – so I brought me a 'matic
[03:23.36]Coughing the static, I jump niggas; call me a rabbit
[03:25.92]Popping the tablet and guns that saw you in half with
[03:27.67](Bridge: 50 Cent)
[03:28.67]Believe me, we run this rap shit, fo' sheezy
[03:31.41]Make making millions look easy
[03:33.81]Everywhere you turn, you see me, you hear me
[03:37.55]Believe me, before you see my pistol in 3D
[03:41.15]No time to call a peace treaty
[03:43.84]Dial 911, ‘cause you need the police to help you believe me
[03:47.35](Verse 5: Proof)
[03:48.35]I snatch the chalk from the sidewalk and piss on the curb
[03:49.94]This is absurd, these street niggas twistin' my words
[03:52.55]We finally could say goodbye to Hollywood
[03:55.35]‘Cause Proof and Shyne, man, shit, nothing in common
[03:58.09]The nastiest band with gats in each hand
[04:00.43]We never bow down to be a flash in the pan
[04:02.53]No remorse; f**k your stature, dog!
[04:05.22]Nothing to do with hands when I clap at y'all
[04:07.67]Put your jaw on the ground with the four and the pound
[04:10.22]Then I'm gone outta town 'fore the law come around
[04:13.02]So we can battle with raps, we can battle with gats
[04:15.61]Matter of fact, we can battle for plaques
[04:17.86](Verse 6: Bizarre)
[04:18.86](This rap game…) I'm too f**king retarded
[04:20.35]I don't give a fuck about my dick
[04:21.46]That's why I'm dating Lorena Bobbitt
[04:23.02]My crew had an argument, who was the largest
[04:25.11]Now they all is dead and I roll as a solo artist
[04:28.10]Plus I made all the beats and wrote all the raps
[04:30.29]Well, I really didn't, but I did according to this contract
[04:32.99]I was thrown in the snow with nowhere to go
[04:35.39]Freezing 20 below, forced to join Bel Biv Devoe
[04:38.09]My little girl, she shouldn't listen to these lyrics
[04:40.24]That's why I glued her headphones to her ear
[04:42.97]To make sure she hear it
[04:43.79]If rap don't work, I'm starting a group with Garth Brooks
[04:45.58]Hahahaha, 50, sing the hook!
[04:47.34](Hook : 50 Cent)
[04:48.34]This rap game, this rap game
[04:51.83]I ain't selling my soul for this rap game
[04:52.59]And I ain't digging no hole for this rap game
[04:54.88]Man, I'm telling you: no, it ain't happening
[04:57.53]This rap game, this rap game
[04:59.87]I ain't selling my soul for this rap game
[05:02.36]I ain't digging no hole for this rap game
[05:04.86]This rap game, this rap game