INNKEEPER 
 Don Quixote de La Mancha, 
 Having proved yourself this day 
 In glorious and terrible combat, 
 And by my authority as lord of this castle... 
 I hereby dub thee knight! 
 
 DON QUIXOTE 
 But, your Lordship... 
 
 INNKEEPER 
 What's the matter? Didn't I do it right? 
 
 DON QUIXOTE 
 It's the customary to grant 
 the new knight an added name. 
 If Your Lordship could devise 
 such a name for me...? 
 
 INNKEEPER 
 Hmmm.
 
 Hail, Knight of the Woeful Countenance, 
 Knight of the Woeful Countenance! 
 Wherever you go 
 People will know 
 Of the glorious deeds 
 Of the Knight of the Woeful Countenance! 
 
 Farewell and good cheer 
 Oh my brave cavalier 
 Ride onward to glorious strife. 
 I swear when you're gone 
 I'll remember you well 
 For all of the rest of my life. 
 
 Hail, Knight of the Woeful Countenance, 
 Knight of the Woeful Countenance 
 Fare to the foe, 
 They will quail at the sight 
 Of the Knight of the Woeful Countenance! 
 Oh valorous Knight, 
 Go and fight for the right, 
 And battle all villains that be, 
 But oh, when you do, 
 What will happen to you 
 Thank God I won't be there to see! 
 
 ALDONZA, SANCHO, INNKEEPER 
 Hail, Knight of the Woeful Countenance, 
 Knight of the Woeful Countenance! 
 Wherever you go 
 People will know 
 Of the glorious deeds 
 Of the Knight of the Woeful Countenance!