[ti:Funny Honey]
[ar:Soundtrack]
[al:Chicago (Music from the Miramax Motion Picture) (芝加哥)]
[00:23.58]Sometimes I'm right
[00:25.88]Sometimes I'm wrong
[00:28.31]But he doesn't care
[00:31.24]He'll string along
[00:34.94]He loves me so
[00:37.73]That funny honey of mine
[00:46.18]Sometimes I'm down
[00:48.72]Sometimes I'm up
[00:51.20]But he follows 'round
[00:53.69]Like some droopy-eyed pup
[00:58.44]He loves me so
[01:01.12]That sunny honey of mine
[01:09.45]He ain't no sheik
[01:12.25]That's no great physique
[01:14.12]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
[01:19.71]Oh, but look at that soul
[01:22.33]I tell you, the whole
[01:25.43]Is a whole lot greater than
[01:28.12]The sum of his parts
[01:33.60]And if you knew him like me
[01:39.45]I know you'd agree
[01:44.98]What if the world
[01:46.97]Slandered my name?
[01:49.76]Why, he'd be right there
[01:52.56]Taking the blame
[01:56.23]He loves me so
[01:59.64]And it all suits me fine
[02:07.13]That funny, sunny, honey
[02:11.44]Hubby of mine ……
[02:15.42]【I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated her
[02:16.42]
[02:18.76]or somethin'...you know what I mean...violated?
[02:19.02]
[02:20.50]【I know what you mean...】
[02:21.63]【...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
[02:22.42]
[02:24.62]It's a good thing I came home from work on time,
[02:27.07]I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!】
[02:27.97]He loves me so
[02:28.95]That funny honey of mine
[02:32.80]【Name of deceased... Fred Casely.】
[02:34.36]【Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him!
[02:35.35]
[02:38.47]He sold us our furniture!He gave us 10% off.】
[02:42.99]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
[02:47.62]【She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!】
[02:48.80]【You mean he was dead when you got home?】
[02:49.84]【She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin, and she's tellin'me'
[02:50.42]
[02:51.85]that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
[02:54.09]I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
[02:57.71]"Help me, Amos", she said, "It's my god dammed hour."
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[03:00.48]Now, he shot off his trap
[03:03.40]I can't stand that sap
[03:06.51]Look at him go
[03:07.98]Rattin' on me
[03:10.02]With just one more brain
[03:12.31]What a half-wit he'd be
[03:15.80]If they string me up
[03:19.09]I'll know who
[03:20.37]Brought the twine
[03:25.58]That scummy, crummy
[03:28.07]Dummy hubby of mine!