The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
Its full of charts facts and figures
And instructions for dancing

But I....I love it when you read to me
And y..o..u you can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of its just really dumb

But I....I love it when you sing to me
And y..o..u you can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
and written very long ago
Its full of flowers and heart shape boxes
And things we are all to young to know

But I....I love it when you give me things
And y..o..u ought to give me wedding rings
And I....I love it when you give me things
And y..o..u ought to give me wedding rings

You ought to give me wedding rings

The end