An ancient pastime just went cyber-optic!
Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
EXsorbeo!
Hand-held gaming action is here!
The EXsorbeo Game System
fits in the palm of your hand,
and provides hours of fun!
Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
Once you discover
the action-packed action of Exorbio,
you won't be able to stop!
EXsorbeo!
Take your newfound addiction everywhere!
The three-color screen is just like real life.
Play games like "Morning Missile Crisis",
"Free the hostages","One-eyed Monster War",
"Light saber struggle","ZIF","Squirt","Pocket pool",
"Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey".
But be careful! You might go blind!
Mom! I'm out of batteries! And my arm aches!
EXsorbeo!
Or, link up your EXsorbeos for
private swordfight battles!
I wonder if dad still does it?
EXsorbeo! Let the games commence! EXsorbeo!