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[00:00.00]An ancient pastime just went cyber-optic!
[00:02.71]Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
[00:04.61]EXsorbeo!
[00:05.85]Hand-held gaming action is here!
[00:07.48]The EXsorbeo Game System
[00:08.87]fits in the palm of your hand,
[00:10.04]and provides hours of fun!
[00:11.68]Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
[00:13.99]Once you discover
[00:14.48]the action-packed action of Exorbio,
[00:16.72]you won't be able to stop!
[00:18.39]EXsorbeo!
[00:19.56]Take your newfound addiction everywhere!
[00:21.51]The three-color screen is just like real life.
[00:24.01]Play games like "Morning Missile Crisis",
[00:25.88]"Free the hostages","One-eyed Monster War",
[00:29.24]"Light saber struggle","ZIF","Squirt","Pocket pool",
[00:32.96]"Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey".
[00:35.56]But be careful! You might go blind!
[00:37.56]Mom! I'm out of batteries! And my arm aches!
[00:40.12]EXsorbeo!
[00:41.81]Or, link up your EXsorbeos for
[00:43.60]private swordfight battles!
[00:46.71]I wonder if dad still does it?
[00:48.94]EXsorbeo! Let the games commence! EXsorbeo!