San Andreas just can't get enough of the
Glory Hole Theme Park!
Glory Hole! Where strangers become friends!
Glory Hole! You don't need to know names.
It's the place for magic and adventure!
We all like speaking rodents,
to entertain and educate our kids,
and now with Gerry Gerbil the kids have someone
they can really relate to!
Kids! Come and play! I've got puppies to show you!
Yay! Giant speaking rodent!
Go on kids, have fun! I know it's safe.
Gerry's wearing a latex body suit.
See you later, mom!
We're off to have fun with strangers!
Glory Hole! It'll hurt, but it's worth it.
Ride the log flume!
Live the adventure of the flaming scream machine!
Glory Hole Theme Park! Glory Hole!
Open every day till 3 AM! Come live the mystery!