*sound of chainsaw*
Logger. The beer that brought the forests down.
I drive an exotic imported sports car.
I eat exotic foreign food like frankfurters and pizza.
But when it comes to numbing my mind, I'm a patriot.
I drink the beer that brought the forests down!
I'm a Logger man!
And, with the new 80-bottle trunk pack,
you've got enough for the evening!
Last night, I crapped in my bed,
and pissed in the closet!
Hey, it's happy hour somewhere!
Logger. Brings out the patriot in you.