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[00:00.00]*sound of chainsaw*
[00:01.24]Logger. The beer that brought the forests down.
[00:06.12]I drive an exotic imported sports car.
[00:08.62]I eat exotic foreign food like frankfurters and pizza.
[00:11.72]But when it comes to numbing my mind, I'm a patriot.
[00:14.65]I drink the beer that brought the forests down!
[00:16.86]I'm a Logger man!
[00:18.00]And, with the new 80-bottle trunk pack,
[00:20.18]you've got enough for the evening!
[00:21.62]Last night, I crapped in my bed,
[00:23.36]and pissed in the closet!
[00:24.72]Hey, it's happy hour somewhere!
[00:26.71]Logger. Brings out the patriot in you.