It was 9 AM, the phone rang
*ring*
Commando Pest Eradication!
You saw a bug on your child's apple?
Code Red, boys! We got a live one!
Your home, much like the rest of the world,
is infested with unwanted vermin
Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature,
so you don't have to
Hello, mam
Thank God you're here!
I saw a bug in the kitchen!
You did the right thing, mam
We'll take it from here
Everything's going to be okay
Commando Pest Eradication uses
only the most -lethal- chemicals
to rid your home of unwanted life
Our team is composed of military trained professionals
that know how to take care of a messy situation fast
After successfully de-foliating Vietnam,
we turned our attention to the homefront,
your homefront
We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir
But I found this!
*Baby crying*
Jesus! What the hell is this?
That's my daughter!
Looks more like VietCong to me!
*Gunshot*
Commando Pest Eradication
We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer
It's the war on nature,
and this time, we're winning