[ti:Commando Pest Eradication]
[ar:Rockstar]
[al:Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]
[00:00.00]It was 9 AM, the phone rang
[00:02.54]*ring*
[00:03.54]Commando Pest Eradication!
[00:05.54]You saw a bug on your child's apple?
[00:07.74]Code Red, boys! We got a live one!
[00:09.74]Your home, much like the rest of the world,
[00:12.73]is infested with unwanted vermin
[00:15.63]Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature,
[00:20.06]so you don't have to
[00:22.50]Hello, mam
[00:23.40]Thank God you're here!
[00:24.80]I saw a bug in the kitchen!
[00:26.52]You did the right thing, mam
[00:28.13]We'll take it from here
[00:29.25]Everything's going to be okay
[00:30.51]Commando Pest Eradication uses
[00:32.81]only the most -lethal- chemicals
[00:34.93]to rid your home of unwanted life
[00:37.50]Our team is composed of military trained professionals
[00:40.80]that know how to take care of a messy situation fast
[00:43.92]After successfully de-foliating Vietnam,
[00:46.86]we turned our attention to the homefront,
[00:49.16]your homefront
[00:51.27]We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir
[00:54.10]But I found this!
[00:56.05]*Baby crying*
[00:57.61]Jesus! What the hell is this?
[00:59.01]That's my daughter!
[01:00.47]Looks more like VietCong to me!
[01:02.61]*Gunshot*
[01:03.41]Commando Pest Eradication
[01:05.27]We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer
[01:09.65]It's the war on nature,
[01:11.57]and this time, we're winning