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Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya |
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'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself |
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I never knew how twisted a fella could be |
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Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee |
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Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience |
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Oh, I'm sorry, babe, I wasn't listenin' what? |
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You really are a total scum |
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If only you could see the man that you've become |
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Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya |
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'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody |
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You really love nobody? |
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And, boy, I mean nobody |
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And boy you mean nobody |
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But my own sweet flippin' self |
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All right, whatever your problem is7y |
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Just get it off your breast, chest |
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I thought you gave me your heart |
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I gave you VD, isn't that enough? |
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You said that we'd never part |
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Oh, I was just kiddin? |
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You gave me your lover's vow |
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Ha, if you really thought I meant it |
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You ought to get your head examined right now |
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You'd tell me you'd never stray |
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Well, that's 'cause we hadn't had sex yet |
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And then you just walked away. |
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Ain't I a stinker |
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Your attitude really stank |
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Look, you don't need to be a genius to see |
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That I was givin' you the yank yank |
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What else did you BS me about? |
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Well, since you asked |
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Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block |
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To grab a couple boozers with a pal? |
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Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet |
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Nah, I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet |
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(What?) |
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'Member when I said I had a dental checkup |
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Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right |
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You promised me that you'd be true |
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Hey, to me you're just vagina number 602 |
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Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya |
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'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody |
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You really love nobody? |
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And boy I mean nobody |
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And boy you mean nobody but my own |
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Sweet flippin' self |
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What do you have to say for yourself, you slime? |
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Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit? |
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You're the most insensitive man I've ever met |
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Oh, that's not true, I've got feelings same as the next guy |
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Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset |
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Oh, I'm sorry |
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So how 'bout a hand job? |
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'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody |
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You really love nobody? |
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And boy I mean nobody |
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And boy you mean nobody |
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But my own sweet flippin' self |
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C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you |
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I'll buy you some lingerie |
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Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity |
