This is a terrible bloody disaster. All my knights were fled,
and we're lost in a dark and very expensive forest.
Well, it could be worse.
Oh how could it possibly be worse?
Oh cheer up sire, you know what they say.
What do they say, Pacci?

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
You give a try.

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
That's the thing
And...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow

Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

Life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Excuse me, is that a shrubbery?
Oh yes, I'm throwing it out, the cat won't leave it alone.
What a strike of luck.
I'll take it off your hands. Pay the lady Pacci.
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Side of life
Side of life
Side of life