[00:00.66]So, um…
[00:06.83]Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
[00:09.19]Because at CarToBots.com, you can get an avatar.
[00:15.34]That's your picture morphed to look like a robot.
[00:18.50]Come on, man
[00:19.45]You know I only surf Transformers sites
[00:21.21]When there's girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
[00:24.11]So what are you doing then?
[00:25.81]Trying to secure a going away present for Mr.Dante
[00:28.87]Really?
[00:30.22]Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
[00:33.83]What?
[00:34.72]Uh…
[00:36.78]"Cause it's, like, thoughtful and practical"
[00:41.55]I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
[00:44.20]Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
[00:48.71]A donkey show.
[00:50.26]What's that?
[00:51.52]You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?