[00:00.44]Dude, the Transformers sucked.
[00:02.21]Oh, no, they didn't. They were more than meets the eye.
[00:04.80]well,cause at Bible camp,we made this flow chart which...
[00:10.43]I mean,I dont know
[00:12.81]kind of, like,proved or whatever that...
[00:14.82]well,okay
[00:16.33]Bible camp?!
[00:17.29]since God created...
[00:18.18]Since God created man
[00:19.23]and man created the Transformers
[00:22.12]the Transformers are like a gift from God Randal
[00:25.02]No sir,they are not a gift from God
[00:27.78]They are an unholy curse
[00:29.63]from the beast we call the Desolate one
[00:31.59]I dont really want to hear this Randal
[00:33.11]the first of the fallen
[00:34.31]the spoiler of virgins
[00:35.86]the master of abortions!
[00:37.78]you know I dont like to talk about dark forces Randal
[00:39.94]grandma...