[00:14.10]A man walks out of his apartment [00:16.22] [00:16.97]It is raining he's got no umbrella [00:19.85]He starts running beneath the awnings [00:22.48]Trying to save his suit [00:23.85] [00:25.22]Trying to save his suit [00:26.97] [00:28.04]Trying to dry and to dry and to dry but no good [00:31.28] [00:33.97]When he gets to the crowded subway platform [00:36.49]He takes off both of his shoes [00:38.49] [00:39.30]He steps right into somebody's fat loogie [00:42.49]And everyone who sees him says Ew [00:44.55] [00:45.11]Everyone who sees him says Ew [00:47.67]But he doesn't care [00:49.17]'Cause last night he got a visit from the [00:51.42]Ghost of Corporate Future [00:53.67]The ghost said Take off both your shoes [00:56.11]Whatever chances you get [00:57.36]Especially when they're wet [00:58.55]He also said [00:59.92]Imagine you go away [01:01.99]On a business trip one day [01:04.24] [01:05.24]And when you come back home [01:07.42] [01:08.30]Your children have grown [01:09.55]And you never made your wife moan [01:11.30]Your children have grown [01:12.30]And you never made your wife moan [01:14.17]And people make you nervous [01:15.49]You'd think the world is ending [01:16.93]And everybody's features have somehow started blending [01:19.11]And everything is plastic [01:20.24]And everyone's sarcastic [01:21.36]And all your food is frozen [01:23.93]It needs to be defrosted [01:25.11]You'd think the world was ending [01:26.36]You'd think the world was ending [01:27.74]You'd think the world was ending right now [01:29.80] [01:30.42]You'd think the world was ending [01:31.80]You'd think the world was ending [01:32.99]You'd think the world was ending right now [01:36.55] [01:37.49]Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee [01:40.05]And never ever watch the ten o'clock news [01:41.74]Maybe you should kiss someone nice [01:45.36]Or lick a rock [01:46.92]Or both [01:47.80] [01:48.69]Maybe you should cut your own hair [01:51.06]'Cause that can be so funny [01:52.81] [01:53.77]It doesn't cost any money [01:56.20]And it always grows back [01:57.70]Hair grows even after you're dead [01:59.45] [02:00.83]And people are just people [02:02.08]They shouldn't make you nervous [02:03.27]The world is everlasting [02:04.52]It's coming and it's going [02:05.96]If you don't toss your plastic [02:07.27]The streets won't be so plastic [02:08.52]And if you kiss somebody [02:09.83]Then both of you'll get practice [02:11.58]The world is everlasting [02:12.96]Put dirtballs in your pocket [02:14.04]Put dirtballs in your pocket [02:15.54]And take off both your shoes [02:17.16]'Cause people are just people [02:18.35]People are just people [02:19.16]People are just people like you [02:23.16]People are just people [02:24.29]People are just people [02:25.29]People are just people like you [02:31.54] [02:37.47]The world is everlasting [02:39.72] [02:40.29]It's coming and it's going [02:43.87] [02:44.55]The world is everlasting [02:48.99] [02:49.74]It's coming and it's going [02:53.11] [02:55.36]It's coming and it's going