Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it, Sugar, don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl
I offer big love with no apology
How can I deny the world the most of me
I am not afraid to throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful
Face the fact, it's simply irrefutable
No one wants a meal that only offers the least
When girl we're servin' up the whole damn feast
Slice off a piece of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside
My book of recipes
Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light
I need a man who brings a man-size APPETITE!
I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice
I'll let ya lick the spoon because it tastes so nice
I'll keep it in my oven till it's good and hot
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful
There is nothin' 'bout us that's unsuitable
Why sit in the bleachers timid and afraid
When Edna, you can be your own parade!
They say that white has might and thin is in
Well, that's just bull!
'Cause, ladies, big is back
And as for black, it's beautiful
All shapes and sizes follow me
Who wants a twig when you can climb a whole tree
Yeah Yeah Yeah~
Groovy baby, Groovy!