[00.26.230]back and…oh amber.Look at this motley crew
[00:03.880]Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn
[00:11.080]Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
[00:16.240]I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
[00:19.070]Front step，cha-cha-cha
[00:20.110]Back step，cha-cha-cha
[00:21.920]side step，front step
[00:27.910]oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
[00:30.680]Oh, mother not more ancient history!
[00:32.650]oh my god.how times have changed
[00:35.920]these girls must be blind or completely deranged
[00:39.420]but time seemed to halt
[00:40.490]when I was miss baltimore crabs
[00:44.570]amber, that move is far too dirty~
[00:46.730]Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
[00:50.570]You can laugh, but life's a test!
[00:53.750]Don’t do this, don't do that!
[00:55.480]Remember, Mother knows best!
[00:57.640]And the crowns in the vault from
[00:59.710]when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
[01:02.690]these steps are perfect ammunition.
[01:04.710]Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
[01:08.390]Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
[01:11.850]1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
[01:15.500]Those poor runner ups
[01:17.390]might still hold some grudges
[01:19.240]They padded their cups
[01:21.290]But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance
[01:30.390]boys, put me down!
[1:32.490]Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
[01:36.180]Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
[01:40.140]
[01:40.500]On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
[01:44.860]Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
[01:46.600]Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
[01:48.560]I hit the stage
[01:50.270]
[01:52.290]While belting Aida
[01:54.010]and preparing SOUFLEES!
[01:54.530]But that triple somersault
[01:56.530]is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:29.780]Proceed.
[02:30.630]Are you scared we're on live?
[02:32.340]No, I'm sure I can cope.
[02:34.100]Well, this show isn't broadcast in
[02:36.480]Cinema scope!
[02:37.740]I never drink one chocolate malt
[02:39.570]no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
[02:44.860]This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
[02:48.460]Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
[02:52.190]I would say
[02:52.910]Oh! guvilut
[02:54.090]if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs
[02:59.120]Do you dance like you dress?
[03:01.010]Amber, theres no need to be cruel
[03:02.810]would u swim in an integrated pool?
[03:06.380]I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
[03:10.960]Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
[03:13.080]and may i be frank
[03:14.800]first impressions can be tough
[03:16.660]and when i saw you i knew
[03:18.510]if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it!
[03:22.210]and so my dear ，so short and stout
[03:25.640]you’ll never be in
[03:27.450]so were kicking you out!
[03:29.330]with your form and your fate
[03:31.450]oh, it isn't your fault!
[03:33.070]just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
[03:43.700]ugh you may go
[03:45.120]
[03:47.480]I think they secretly liked u!
[03:51.740]May I please audition?
[03:52.920]Of course not
[03:54.570]but u can bow and exalt
[03:56.770]for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
[04:02.990]crabs, crabs, crabs