| Song | Farmer Glickstein |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
| [00:08.00] | From every job now I’ve been fired |
| [00:12.40] | From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired |
| [00:14.53] | Red clouds on the road required |
| [00:17.04] | Three new garbage men just hired |
| [00:19.71] | My blood-shot eyes from whiskey tired |
| [00:21.92] | The beehive, stovetop, tractor |
| [00:24.01] | moonstone, sleeping |
| [00:28.81] | Intrinsic sanity once bred |
| [00:31.61] | Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed |
| [00:34.33] | Coagulating pumpkin bread |
| [00:36.46] | Anointed vanishing street-cred |
| [00:38.92] | Santa’s purple mustache sled |
| [00:41.53] | Watch out man, your underpants are creeping |
| [00:47.80] | I’m out of Winston, I’m out of Kents |
| [00:52.53] | I’m out of knowing if any of this makes sense |
| [00:58.20] | Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [01:00.97] | in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails |
| [01:08.91] | Fundamental coat of arms |
| [01:11.32] | Easter egg hunts, factory farms |
| [01:13.77] | Home security alarms |
| [01:16.17] | Delaying fate is instant karma |
| [01:18.67] | Mother’s milk don’t do no harm |
| [01:21.04] | There’s something rotting |
| [01:22.46] | underneath your head gasket |
| [01:27.01] | Angelic pink tweak nipples, they |
| [01:31.11] | Can only clap in disarray |
| [01:33.57] | Like tuna nets in Monterrey |
| [01:36.11] | Like blue berets and old Caley |
| [01:38.78] | Aluminum foil, TV tray |
| [01:41.36] | New York strip steak or filet |
| [01:43.92] | Sad clowns climb in the Hudson Bay |
| [01:46.37] | Cosmetic corporations play Prosthetic clarion klaxons play |
| [01:51.43] | Crinkle cut potatoes lay Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten |
| [01:56.07] | by the breadbasket |
| [02:00.81] | Deep space, primordial time |
| [02:06.47] | Don’t worry baby, it’s all gonna rhyme |
| [02:11.75] | Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [02:14.12] | in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails |
| [02:22.32] | Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Eatin |
| [02:24.83] | Honeymoon, already cheatin’ |
| [02:27.55] | Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton |
| [02:30.15] | Roundly whipped and fully beaten |
| [02:32.58] | Mandatory meetin’, greetin’, smelly feet ‘n |
| [02:36.41] | who long seek the martyr |
| [02:41.78] | Compared to Einstein and Van Goth |
| [02:45.35] | I’m closer to my little toe |
| [02:47.73] | It’s hard to make a turnip grow |
| [02:50.27] | Might as well piss in the snow |
| [02:52.82] | Yellow windmills in my groin |
| [02:55.44] | Enjoin, conjoin and going to make me harder |
| [03:02.09] | Puss-filled blisters, scarlet fever |
| [03:07.12] | I don’t necessarily understand it either |
| [03:12.44] | But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [03:15.95] | in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails |
| [03:23.95] | Spumoni incandescent monks |
| [03:26.54] | Spewing Technicolor chunks |
| [03:28.96] | The air replete with scarlet drunks |
| [03:31.46] | Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks |
| [03:34.10] | The postman genuflects and dunks |
| [03:36.60] | The whole Judeo-Christian oligarchy |
| [03:44.40] | I’m tryin’ to get to San Antone |
| [03:47.03] | The road is strewn with chicken bones |
| [03:49.63] | Fish entrails and scattered stones |
| [03:52.58] | Phantasmagoric ice cream cones |
| [03:55.22] | I’m sucked, I’m jacked, I’m corked, |
| [03:57.06] | I’m blown |
| [03:58.24] | But I won’t get too far from home |
| [04:00.62] | Unless my other trousers got my car keys |
| [04:11.32] | Corkscrewed brain waves |
| [04:16.01] | Twist and shout |
| [04:18.15] | I can’t say what this song is all about |
| [04:23.61] | But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [04:27.28] | in your baby-blue bus Ride the rails |
| [00:08.00] | From every job now I' ve been fired |
| [00:12.40] | From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired |
| [00:14.53] | Red clouds on the road required |
| [00:17.04] | Three new garbage men just hired |
| [00:19.71] | My bloodshot eyes from whiskey tired |
| [00:21.92] | The beehive, stovetop, tractor |
| [00:24.01] | moonstone, sleeping |
| [00:28.81] | Intrinsic sanity once bred |
| [00:31.61] | Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed |
| [00:34.33] | Coagulating pumpkin bread |
| [00:36.46] | Anointed vanishing streetcred |
| [00:38.92] | Santa' s purple mustache sled |
| [00:41.53] | Watch out man, your underpants are creeping |
| [00:47.80] | I' m out of Winston, I' m out of Kents |
| [00:52.53] | I' m out of knowing if any of this makes sense |
| [00:58.20] | Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [01:00.97] | in your babyblue bus Ride the rails |
| [01:08.91] | Fundamental coat of arms |
| [01:11.32] | Easter egg hunts, factory farms |
| [01:13.77] | Home security alarms |
| [01:16.17] | Delaying fate is instant karma |
| [01:18.67] | Mother' s milk don' t do no harm |
| [01:21.04] | There' s something rotting |
| [01:22.46] | underneath your head gasket |
| [01:27.01] | Angelic pink tweak nipples, they |
| [01:31.11] | Can only clap in disarray |
| [01:33.57] | Like tuna nets in Monterrey |
| [01:36.11] | Like blue berets and old Caley |
| [01:38.78] | Aluminum foil, TV tray |
| [01:41.36] | New York strip steak or filet |
| [01:43.92] | Sad clowns climb in the Hudson Bay |
| [01:46.37] | Cosmetic corporations play Prosthetic clarion klaxons play |
| [01:51.43] | Crinkle cut potatoes lay Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten |
| [01:56.07] | by the breadbasket |
| [02:00.81] | Deep space, primordial time |
| [02:06.47] | Don' t worry baby, it' s all gonna rhyme |
| [02:11.75] | Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [02:14.12] | in your babyblue bus Ride the rails |
| [02:22.32] | Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Eatin |
| [02:24.83] | Honeymoon, already cheatin' |
| [02:27.55] | Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton |
| [02:30.15] | Roundly whipped and fully beaten |
| [02:32.58] | Mandatory meetin', greetin', smelly feet ' n |
| [02:36.41] | who long seek the martyr |
| [02:41.78] | Compared to Einstein and Van Goth |
| [02:45.35] | I' m closer to my little toe |
| [02:47.73] | It' s hard to make a turnip grow |
| [02:50.27] | Might as well piss in the snow |
| [02:52.82] | Yellow windmills in my groin |
| [02:55.44] | Enjoin, conjoin and going to make me harder |
| [03:02.09] | Pussfilled blisters, scarlet fever |
| [03:07.12] | I don' t necessarily understand it either |
| [03:12.44] | But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [03:15.95] | in your babyblue bus Ride the rails |
| [03:23.95] | Spumoni incandescent monks |
| [03:26.54] | Spewing Technicolor chunks |
| [03:28.96] | The air replete with scarlet drunks |
| [03:31.46] | Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks |
| [03:34.10] | The postman genuflects and dunks |
| [03:36.60] | The whole JudeoChristian oligarchy |
| [03:44.40] | I' m tryin' to get to San Antone |
| [03:47.03] | The road is strewn with chicken bones |
| [03:49.63] | Fish entrails and scattered stones |
| [03:52.58] | Phantasmagoric ice cream cones |
| [03:55.22] | I' m sucked, I' m jacked, I' m corked, |
| [03:57.06] | I' m blown |
| [03:58.24] | But I won' t get too far from home |
| [04:00.62] | Unless my other trousers got my car keys |
| [04:11.32] | Corkscrewed brain waves |
| [04:16.01] | Twist and shout |
| [04:18.15] | I can' t say what this song is all about |
| [04:23.61] | But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein |
| [04:27.28] | in your babyblue bus Ride the rails |