Welcome to the tea party
 You wanna be my VIP?
 You didn't RSVP
 That's okay, that's okay
 Welcome to the tea party
 You wanna be my VIP?
 When I'm all steamed up
 Hear me shout
 Tip me over, and pour me out
 Your appetite is whet
 I've got the table set
 Don't get your dribble on my
 T-t-t-table yet
 I've got the goodies baked
 Got more than you can take
 Just try a nibble of my biscuits
 And my rainbow cake
 Let's be traditional
 And unconditional
 Elbows down
 Pinkies up
 That's the way you sip my cup
 Welcome to the tea party
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You wanna be my VIP?
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You didn't RSVP
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 But that's okay, that's okay
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 Welcome to the tea party
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You wanna be my VIP?
 When I'm all steamed up
 Hear me shout
 Tip me over, and pour me out
 Try not to move so fast
 You know dessert comes last
 I'm a lady, futhermucker
 Try to show some class
 Down to the last cup
 We keep it boiling hot
 We keep the party moving till we drink the last drop
 Let's be traditional
 And unconditional
 Elbows down
 Pinkies up
 That's the way you sip my cup
 Welcome to the tea party
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You wanna be my VIP?
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You didn't RSVP
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 But that's okay, that's okay
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 Welcome to the tea party
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You wanna be my VIP?
 When I'm all steamed up
 Hear me shout
 Tip me over, and pour me out
 I know this night is like no other
 And you're not just a lover
 (Porcelain in a paper cup world)
 (Tip me over and pour me out)
 I know it's only getting better
 As long as we're together
 (Porcelain in a paper cup world)
 (Tip me over and pour me out)
 I know this night is like no other
 And you're not just a lover
 (Porcelain in a paper cup world)
 Welcome to the tea party
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You wanna be my VIP?
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You didn't RSVP
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 But that's okay, that's okay
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 Welcome to the tea party
 (Oh oh, oh oh)
 You wanna be my VIP?
 When I'm all steamed up
 Hear me shout
 Tip me over, and pour me out
 (Out, out, out, out)