Midnight at the glamor show on a Sunday night Everybody drink a lot of whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow on we're on burlesque time But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached this is a brief affair Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be Fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else V-V-V-V-V-Vanity V-Vanity V-V-V-V-Vanity Nothin's wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothin's quite as sexy as a woman is fine Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached this is a brief affair Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be Fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else Look at me Whatcha lookin' at? Look at me Whatcha starin' at? Look at me Whatcha lookin' at? Look at me Whatcha starin' at? I'm comin' around I'm sippin' on Andre, it's time I heard the cuties in the back start in the p-party line Let's dance, be proud, we're in the vanity house We're covered in sequins, diamonds We're happy 'cause we're shinin' Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached this is a brief affair Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be Fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else