Some people say that I'm a bad guy.
 They may be right, they may be right.
 
 But it's not as if I don't try.
 
 I just ** up, try as I might.
 
 But I can change, I can change.
 
 I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
 
 I'll open up my heart and I will share it. Any minute now, I will be born again.
 
 Yes, I can change, I can change.
 
 I know I've been a dirty little bastard
 
 I like to kill, I like to maim. Yes I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change!
 
 It's not my fault that I'm so evil.
 
 It's society. Society.
 
 You see, my parents were sometimes abusive.
 
 And it made a prick of me.
 
 But I can change, I can change.
 
 I can learn to keep my promises, I know it.
 
 I'll open up my heart and I will show it. Any minute now, I will be born again.
 
 Satan: But what if you never change?
 
 What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
 
 Saddam: Ey, Satan! Don't be such a twit! Mother Teresa won't have ** on me!
 
 Just watch. Just watch me change! Here I go, I'm changing!
 
 [fast instrumental]
 
 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
 
 Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut.
 
 [silence]
 
 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
 
 [normal tempo resumes. Saddam whistles the melody]