There's  a  brand  new  dance
But  I  don't  know  it's  name
That  people  from  bad  homes
Do  again  and  again
It's  big  and  it's  bland
Full  of  tension  and  fear
They  do  it  over  there  but  we  don't  do  it  here
CHORUS
Fashion!Turn  to  the  left
Fashion!Turn  to  the  right
Oooh,fashion!
We  are  the  goon  squad
And  we're  coming  to  town
Beep-beep
Beep-beep
Listen  to  me -don't  listen  to  me
Talk  to  me -don't  talk  to  me
Dance  with  me -don't  dance  with  me,no
Beep-beep
There's  a  brand  new  talk,
But  it's  not  very  clear
That  people  from  good  homes
Are  talking  this  year
It's  loud  and  tasteless
And  I've  heard  it  before
You  shout  it  while  you're  dancing
On  the  whole  dance  floor
Oh  bop,fashion
CHORUS
Listen  to  me -don't  listen  to  me
Talk  to  me -don't  talk  to  me
Dance  with  me -don't  dance  with  me,no
Beep-beep
Beep-beep
Oh,bop,do  do  do  do  do  do  do  do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Oh,bop,do  do  do  do  do  do  do  do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
La-la  la  la  la  la  la-la