Sam's Rhyme of the Troll

Song Sam's Rhyme of the Troll
Artist YoungStar
Album The Lord of the Rings: Complete Songs & Poems

Lyrics

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[00:23.90] Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,
[00:25.74] And munched and mumbled a bare old bone;
[00:28.07] For many a year he had gnawed it near,
[00:32.04] For meat was hard to come by.
[00:34.68] Done by! Gum by!
[00:36.52] In a case in the hills he dwelt alone,
[00:38.80] And meat was hard to come by.
[00:44.55] Up came Tom with his big boots on.
[00:46.38] Said he to Troll: 'Pray, what is yon?
[00:48.55] For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim,
[00:52.90] As should be a-lyin' in graveyard.
[00:55.61] Caveyard! Paveyard!
[00:57.85] This many a year has Tim been gone,
[00:59.85] And I thought he were lyin' in graveyard.'
[01:08.32] 'My lad,' said Troll, 'this bone I stole.
[01:12.72] But what be bones that lie in a hole?
[01:17.07] Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead,
[01:24.41] Afore I found his shinbone.
[01:29.40] Tinbone! Thinbone!
[01:36.17] He can spare a share for a poor old troll,
[01:41.18] For he don't need his shinbone.'
[01:47.48] Said Tom: 'I don't see why the likes o' thee
[01:50.21] Without axin' leave should go makin' free
[01:52.56] With the shank or the shin o' my father's kin;
[01:56.76] So hand the old bone over!
[01:59.34] Rover! Trover!
[02:01.54] Though dead he be, it belongs to he;
[02:03.62] So hand the old bone over!'
[02:40.94] 'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins,
[02:44.90] 'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.
[02:49.21] A bit o' fresh meal will go down sweet!
[02:56.02] I'll try my teeth on thee now.
[03:00.67] Hee now! See now!
[03:07.20] I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;
[03:11.86] I've a mind to dine on thee now.'
[03:18.59] But just as he thought his dinner was caught,
[03:21.13] He found his hands had hold of naught.
[03:23.19] Before he could mind, Tom slipped behind
[03:27.25] And gave him the boot to larn him.
[03:29.94] Warn him! Darn him!
[03:32.05] A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom thought,
[03:34.19] Would be the way to larn him.
[03:40.00] But harder than stone is the flesh and bone
[03:42.42] Of a troll that sits in the hills alone.
[03:44.21] As well set your boot to the mountain's root,
[03:48.47] For the seat of a troll don't feel it.
[03:51.09] Peel it! Heal it!
[03:53.07] Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,
[03:55.26] And he knew his toes could feel it.
[04:28.61] Tom's leg is game, since home he came,
[04:32.70] And his bootless foot is lasting lame;
[04:37.59] But Troll don't care, and he's still there
[04:43.98] With the bone he boned from its owner.
[04:46.70] Doner! Boner!
[04:48.95] Troll's old seat is still the same,
[04:52.24] And the bone he boned from its owner!.