| Song | Patricia the Stripper |
| Artist | The Wombats |
| Album | A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation |
| 作曲 : Murphy, Wombats | |
| She works downtown in an unmarked bar, | |
| Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life | |
| I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol | |
| Mixed with an empty feelin' inside. | |
| Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a 'lady of the night' | |
| Why didn't | |
| God give her two left feet | |
| Then she couldn't run away from me! | |
| Months go by and | |
| I'm alone in bed | |
| While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive | |
| I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie | |
| To get past the door if | |
| I want to see my girl tonight | |
| I go to all this effort just to see my fair | |
| Patricia going home with some other guy | |
| Why didn't | |
| God give her two left feet | |
| Then she couldn't run away from me! | |
| Why didn't | |
| God give her two left feet then she couldn't run away from me! | |
| She thinks | |
| I'm sad and that's alright | |
| But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi | |
| I can't, I can't leave, | |
| I can't I can't | |
| I can't She's my coked-up botox girl | |
| Patricia, | |
| Patricia Oh | |
| Patricia the | |
| Stripper you are my sunshine | |
| Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight | |
| Oh Patricia the | |
| Stripper you are my sunshine | |
| So why can't you come home with me tonight? |
| zuò qǔ : Murphy, Wombats | |
| She works downtown in an unmarked bar, | |
| Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life | |
| I didn' t mean to get involved it was the alcohol | |
| Mixed with an empty feelin' inside. | |
| Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a ' lady of the night' | |
| Why didn' t | |
| God give her two left feet | |
| Then she couldn' t run away from me! | |
| Months go by and | |
| I' m alone in bed | |
| While she' s greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive | |
| I' ve got to wear a beard a suit and tie | |
| To get past the door if | |
| I want to see my girl tonight | |
| I go to all this effort just to see my fair | |
| Patricia going home with some other guy | |
| Why didn' t | |
| God give her two left feet | |
| Then she couldn' t run away from me! | |
| Why didn' t | |
| God give her two left feet then she couldn' t run away from me! | |
| She thinks | |
| I' m sad and that' s alright | |
| But she doesn' t hate me so there' s my little alibi | |
| I can' t, I can' t leave, | |
| I can' t I can' t | |
| I can' t She' s my cokedup botox girl | |
| Patricia, | |
| Patricia Oh | |
| Patricia the | |
| Stripper you are my sunshine | |
| Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight | |
| Oh Patricia the | |
| Stripper you are my sunshine | |
| So why can' t you come home with me tonight? |