Everybody laughs to see Judy being mean to me Everybody here in town Knows that I'm just Judy's clown Oh every place we ever go Everybody seems to know Well they know we're just A Punch and Judy Show Judy makes a fool of me Why can't she just let me be Even though I know the score I keep coming back for more Oh every place we ever go Everybody seems to know Well they know we're just A Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show I wish I knew why she acts this way We're like puppets in a play Judy plays that being cruel While I must act the happy fool Happy fool!!! Though I smile, it hurts inside Even puppets have some pride I would leave her if I could If my heart were made of wood! So everyday we'll give our show And it always hurts me so Yes, there'll always be A Punch and Judy Always be a Punch and Judy Always be a Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show Punch and Judy Show