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Song 教我如何去小便
Artist The Pancakes
Album 脑残游记

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : The Pancakes
[00:01.00] 作词 : The Pancakes
[00:31.520] 爸爸带我去食叉饭食卤味
[00:36.100] 爸爸带我去 席爹席猪头肉
[00:40.500] 爸爸带我去食糍饭
[00:43.400] 然后带我去食牛治
[00:45.330] 仲叫了两个蛋挞
[00:48.450]
[00:49.570] 爸爸带我过大海食葡国鸡
[00:54.500] 爸爸带我远赴番禺食乳鸽
[00:58.550] 爸爸与我看着海浪
[01:01.200] 与我一起对浪小便
[01:03.300] 爸爸突然对我话
[01:07.540] 话唔系要系 不过就 不过就
[01:12.500] 不过就会总去 的到最后
[01:16.450] 经已没有家
[01:20.700]
[01:20.940] 经已没法不分开
[01:24.150]
[01:25.300] 你以后全部靠自己
[01:29.860] 一个人小便
[01:34.370] 爸爸带我去食拉面食咖哩
[01:38.860] 爸爸带我去食叉赖食炖奶
[01:43.280] 爸爸带我去小便
[01:46.710] 仲教我要怎样小便
[01:49.500] 以后靠自己拉链
[01:53.150] 话唔愿变成 不过就 不过就
[01:57.490] 不过就会总系 的过去就
[02:02.000] 经已没有家啦
[02:05.410]
[02:06.330] 所以没法不离开
[02:09.870]
[02:10.730] 以后全部靠自己
[02:15.190] 一个人小便
[02:18.340]
[02:19.580] 爸爸带我去食叉饭食卤味
[02:24.400] 爸爸带我去 席爹席猪头肉
[02:28.410] 爸爸带我去小便
[02:31.500] 仲教我要怎样小便
[02:33.160] 如何咪滴湿笪地
[02:37.310] 爸爸带我去小便
[02:39.840] 仲教我要怎样小便
[02:42.020] 如何咪滴湿笪地

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : The Pancakes
[00:01.00] zuò cí : The Pancakes
[00:31.520] bà bà dài wǒ qù shí chā fàn shí lǔ wèi
[00:36.100] bà bà dài wǒ qù xí diē xí zhū tóu ròu
[00:40.500] bà bà dài wǒ qù shí cí fàn
[00:43.400] rán hòu dài wǒ qù shí niú zhì
[00:45.330] zhòng jiào le liǎng gè dàn tà
[00:48.450]
[00:49.570] bà bà dài wǒ guò dà hǎi shí pú guó jī
[00:54.500] bà bà dài wǒ yuǎn fù pān yú shí rǔ gē
[00:58.550] bà bà yǔ wǒ kàn zhe hǎi làng
[01:01.200] yǔ wǒ yì qǐ duì làng xiǎo biàn
[01:03.300] bà bà tū rán duì wǒ huà
[01:07.540] huà wú xì yào xì bù guò jiù bù guò jiù
[01:12.500] bù guò jiù huì zǒng qù de dào zuì hòu
[01:16.450] jīng yǐ méi yǒu jiā
[01:20.700]
[01:20.940] jīng yǐ méi fǎ bù fēn kāi
[01:24.150]
[01:25.300] nǐ yǐ hòu quán bù kào zì jǐ
[01:29.860] yí ge rén xiǎo biàn
[01:34.370] bà bà dài wǒ qù shí lā miàn shí kā li
[01:38.860] bà bà dài wǒ qù shí chā lài shí dùn nǎi
[01:43.280] bà bà dài wǒ qù xiǎo biàn
[01:46.710] zhòng jiào wǒ yào zěn yàng xiǎo biàn
[01:49.500] yǐ hòu kào zì jǐ lā liàn
[01:53.150] huà wú yuàn biàn chéng bù guò jiù bù guò jiù
[01:57.490] bù guò jiù huì zǒng xì de guò qù jiù
[02:02.000] jīng yǐ méi yǒu jiā la
[02:05.410]
[02:06.330] suǒ yǐ méi fǎ bù lí kāi
[02:09.870]
[02:10.730] yǐ hòu quán bù kào zì jǐ
[02:15.190] yí ge rén xiǎo biàn
[02:18.340]
[02:19.580] bà bà dài wǒ qù shí chā fàn shí lǔ wèi
[02:24.400] bà bà dài wǒ qù xí diē xí zhū tóu ròu
[02:28.410] bà bà dài wǒ qù xiǎo biàn
[02:31.500] zhòng jiào wǒ yào zěn yàng xiǎo biàn
[02:33.160] rú hé mī dī shī dá dì
[02:37.310] bà bà dài wǒ qù xiǎo biàn
[02:39.840] zhòng jiào wǒ yào zěn yàng xiǎo biàn
[02:42.020] rú hé mī dī shī dá dì