Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Savin' up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister shelly works in the shop
She never stops, she's a go getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
The only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
He's such a dirty old man
Such as dirty old man
Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty dirty
Mean Mr. mustard
Such a dirty dirty mean Mr. mustard
Mean Mr. Mustard
Sleep in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Savin' up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
He's such a mean old man
Such a mean old man