[00:00.000](Dialogue)
[00:15.152](One two three four)
[00:31.877]I read the news today, oh boy
[00:38.404]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:43.707]And though the news was rather sad
[00:49.826]Well, I just had to laugh
[00:56.353]I saw the photograph
[01:02.472]He blew his mind out in a car
[01:08.183]He didn't notice that the lights have changed
[01:15.526]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:20.829]They've seen his face before
[01:23.685]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
[01:30.212]I saw a film today, oh boy
[01:36.739]The English army had just won the war
[01:42.450]A crowd of people turned away
[01:48.569]But I just have to look
[01:52.240]Having read a book
[01:57.951]I'd like to turn you on...
[02:03.662](Four,five,six,seven,eight,nine,ten)
[02:14.269](Eleven,twelve,third,fourth,fifth,sixth,seventh,eighth,ninth,tenth)
[02:39.561]Woke up, fell out of bed
[02:42.824]dragged a comb across my head
[02:46.904]found a way downstairs and drank a cup
[02:50.167]looking up I noticed I was late
[02:54.246]Found my coat and grabbed my hat（！！！）
[02:57.918]made the bus in seconds flat
[03:01.997]made a  way upstairs and had a smoke
[03:04.853]everybody spoke and I went to a dream
[03:07.708](Oh this is ****)
[03:09.748](Instrument)
[03:37.080]I read a news today, oh boy
[03:43.199]four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire
[03:49.318]and though the holes were rather small
[03:55.437]they had to count them all
[03:57.476]now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
[04:03.595]I'd love to turn you on
[04:09.306](......)