| Song | Sugar & Spice |
| Artist | Santa Hates You |
| Album | You're on the Naughty List |
| What are little boys made of - made of? | |
| What are little boys made of? | |
| Snips and snails, and puppy dogs' tails | |
| And that's what little boys are made of | |
| What are little girls made of - made of? | |
| What are little girls made of? | |
| Sugar and spice, and all that's nice | |
| And that's what little girls are made of |