Roll it on roll it on
Old Funny Farm ain't no home
Joe was sittin' there on his own
Sittin there a pissin', missin' all the kissin'
Wishin' that he wasn't alone.
CHORUS
I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
Nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
Nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news
All of the cuckoos at rest
One flies away from the nest
Finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin beauty
She make the hair stand up on his chest
CHORUS
All he needed was a little bit of company
Just to help him take away some of the misery
All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy
Sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all
Joe he got a shot in the arm
And now he's sleepin' back at the farm
Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it
He never done nobody no harm
CHORUS