| Song | Nine Out Of Ten |
| Artist | Pet Shop Boys |
| Album | Closer To Heaven (Original Cast Recording) |
| SHELL | |
| This is great! | |
| DAVE | |
| I’m straight? | |
| SHELL | |
| Just great! | |
| I love the way you kiss | |
| It’s bliss | |
| DAVE | |
| How much bliss? | |
| SHELL | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| You used to be so shy | |
| now I can’t deny | |
| you satisfy | |
| You’re scoring high | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| DAVE | |
| Leaves room for improvement! | |
| SHELL | |
| And how do I rate? | |
| DAVE | |
| An eight? | |
| No wait | |
| To score | |
| some more: | |
| come one, explore! | |
| SHELL | |
| Only an eight? | |
| DAVE | |
| I’m one of those men who thinks he can surprise | |
| SHELL | |
| So I realise | |
| when I close my eyes | |
| and feel your size | |
| DAVE | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| SHELL | |
| Is that inches or centimetres? | |
| DAVE | |
| Size isn’t everything! | |
| Let’s do it again and again | |
| until we’re scoring ten out of ten | |
| SHELL | |
| How does this compare with back then | |
| Back when you used to do it with men? | |
| DAVE | |
| What men? | |
| SHELL | |
| Did you never do it with men? | |
| DAVE | |
| Don’t you dare | |
| go there | |
| to compare | |
| Haven’t you found | |
| boys fool around? | |
| SHELL | |
| So you don’t deny it? | |
| DAVE | |
| Listen | |
| I have spent months with you | |
| and loved each moment too | |
| Just being with you | |
| has made me new | |
| SHELL | |
| And just how new? | |
| DAVE | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| SHELL | |
| I love you | |
| DAVE | |
| And just how much? | |
| SHELL | |
| Will nine out of ten do? |
| SHELL | |
| This is great! | |
| DAVE | |
| I' m straight? | |
| SHELL | |
| Just great! | |
| I love the way you kiss | |
| It' s bliss | |
| DAVE | |
| How much bliss? | |
| SHELL | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| You used to be so shy | |
| now I can' t deny | |
| you satisfy | |
| You' re scoring high | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| DAVE | |
| Leaves room for improvement! | |
| SHELL | |
| And how do I rate? | |
| DAVE | |
| An eight? | |
| No wait | |
| To score | |
| some more: | |
| come one, explore! | |
| SHELL | |
| Only an eight? | |
| DAVE | |
| I' m one of those men who thinks he can surprise | |
| SHELL | |
| So I realise | |
| when I close my eyes | |
| and feel your size | |
| DAVE | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| SHELL | |
| Is that inches or centimetres? | |
| DAVE | |
| Size isn' t everything! | |
| Let' s do it again and again | |
| until we' re scoring ten out of ten | |
| SHELL | |
| How does this compare with back then | |
| Back when you used to do it with men? | |
| DAVE | |
| What men? | |
| SHELL | |
| Did you never do it with men? | |
| DAVE | |
| Don' t you dare | |
| go there | |
| to compare | |
| Haven' t you found | |
| boys fool around? | |
| SHELL | |
| So you don' t deny it? | |
| DAVE | |
| Listen | |
| I have spent months with you | |
| and loved each moment too | |
| Just being with you | |
| has made me new | |
| SHELL | |
| And just how new? | |
| DAVE | |
| Will nine out of ten do? | |
| SHELL | |
| I love you | |
| DAVE | |
| And just how much? | |
| SHELL | |
| Will nine out of ten do? |