So ya thought ya might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
I got me some bad news for you, Sunshine.
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel,
And he sent us along as a surrugate band.
We're gonna find out where your fans really stand.
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight ?
Get'em up against the wall.-'Gainst the wall !
And that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me.
Get him up against the wall.-'Gainst the wall !
And that one look Jewish, and that one's coon.
Who let all this riffraff into the room ?
There's one smoking a joint,
 and another with spots !
If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot.