Michael Feinstein -there's a small hotel I'd like to get away, honey Somewhere alone with you It could be oh, so gay, honey You need a laugh or two A certain place I know, darling Where funny people can have fun That's where the two will go, darling Before you can count up One, two, three, four There's a small hotel with a wishing well I wish that we were there together There's a bridal suite One room bright and neat Complete for us to share together Looking through the window You can see a distant steeple Not a sign of people Who wants people? When the steeple bell says Good night, sleep well We'll thank the small hotel together Looking through the window You can see a distant steeple Not a sign of people Who wants people? When the steeple bell says Good night, sleep well We'll thank the small hotel We'll creep into our little shell and We will thank the small hotel together