| Song | Supermarket Monstrosity |
| Artist | O.L.D. |
| Album | Old Lady Drivers |
| In the supermarket with my mother at my side | |
| Lurkin in the frozen foods was something that made me cry | |
| A disfigured "being", limping down the aisle | |
| Reached down, patted my head and greeted me with a smile... | |
| MOMMY, MOM | |
| MY, MOMMY, | |
| MOMMY, MOM | |
| MY, MOMMY, | |
| MOMMY! MOM | |
| MMYYYYYYYY | |
| YYYY! |