作词 : Bradfield, Jones, Moore
You've been this way since school
Dysfunctional, translucent
Royalty on your wall
So desperately mundane
They're inbred, baby, just like you
But you'd love the chance to eat their food
Even though it has been chewed
Royal correspondent
Sad and lonely
Royal correspondent
Kills her daily
Dream of the 
Daily Mail
It is the 
Holy Grail
Then the B
BCYour life would be complete
Build a fountain, wash away the poor
Just as long as your motives are pure
Hold on tight or you just might lose her
Royal correspondent
Wears their 
Sunday best
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest
Royal correspondent
Smarter than the rest
Smarter than the rest