作词 : Campbell
Santa comes once a year, we all knowhe don't use the chimney, got a key to my door ... oh
Oh, look what 
Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but 
I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
He came in cold *), zipped my tea
He sat my wife upon his knee ... oh 
Lord!Oh, look what 
Santa did (he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but 
I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
He drank my eggnog, he nicked my cake
He grabbed my wife and gave her a shake ... oh 
Lord!Oh, look what 
Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but 
I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
Break: Woke up 
Christmas morning, 
Santa ain't around
Only because the kid ran him outta town ... oh
Oh, look what 
Santa did (he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but 
I say, Santa's messin' with the kid
Oh, ... oh look what 
Santa did!
Oh, ... oh look what 
Santa did (... he's messin' with me)
They call it "Merry Christmas", but 
I say, Santa's messin' with the kid