| Song | Quizz Kid |
| Artist | Jethro Tull |
| Album | Too Old to Rock 'N' Roll: Too Young to Die! |
| 作词 : Anderson | |
| Quizz Kid | |
| Cut along the dotted line --- slip in and seal the flap. | |
| Postal competition crazy, though you wear the dunce's cap. | |
| Win a fortnight in Ibiza --- line up for the big hand out. | |
| You'll never know unless you try --- what winning's all about --- | |
| be a quizz kid. | |
| Be a whizz kid. | |
| Six days later there's a rush telegram | |
| Drop everything and telephone this number if you can. | |
| It's a free trip down to London for a weekend of high life. | |
| They'll wine you; dine you; undermine you --- | |
| better not bring the wife --- | |
| be a quizz kid. | |
| Be a whizz kid. | |
| It's a try out for a quizz show that millions watch each week. | |
| Following the fate and fortunes of contestants as they speak. | |
| Answerable to everyone; responsible to all; publicity dissected --- | |
| brain cells splattered on the walls of encyclopaedic knowledge. | |
| May be barbaric but it's fun. | |
| As the clock ticks away a lifetime, | |
| hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes | |
| aimed at your tiny skull. | |
| May you find sweet inspiration --- may your memory not be dull. | |
| May you rise to dizzy success. | |
| May your wit be quick and strong. | |
| May you constantly amaze us. | |
| May your answers not be wrong. | |
| May your head be on your shoulders. | |
| May your tongue be in your cheek. | |
| And most of all we pray that you may come back next week! | |
| Be a quizz kid. | |
| Be a whizz kid. |
| zuò cí : Anderson | |
| Quizz Kid | |
| Cut along the dotted line slip in and seal the flap. | |
| Postal competition crazy, though you wear the dunce' s cap. | |
| Win a fortnight in Ibiza line up for the big hand out. | |
| You' ll never know unless you try what winning' s all about | |
| be a quizz kid. | |
| Be a whizz kid. | |
| Six days later there' s a rush telegram | |
| Drop everything and telephone this number if you can. | |
| It' s a free trip down to London for a weekend of high life. | |
| They' ll wine you dine you undermine you | |
| better not bring the wife | |
| be a quizz kid. | |
| Be a whizz kid. | |
| It' s a try out for a quizz show that millions watch each week. | |
| Following the fate and fortunes of contestants as they speak. | |
| Answerable to everyone responsible to all publicity dissected | |
| brain cells splattered on the walls of encyclopaedic knowledge. | |
| May be barbaric but it' s fun. | |
| As the clock ticks away a lifetime, | |
| hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes | |
| aimed at your tiny skull. | |
| May you find sweet inspiration may your memory not be dull. | |
| May you rise to dizzy success. | |
| May your wit be quick and strong. | |
| May you constantly amaze us. | |
| May your answers not be wrong. | |
| May your head be on your shoulders. | |
| May your tongue be in your cheek. | |
| And most of all we pray that you may come back next week! | |
| Be a quizz kid. | |
| Be a whizz kid. |